Superhuman Metal Tee
Superhuman Metal Tee
Superhuman Metal Tee

Superhuman Metal Tee

Regular price
$20
Sale price
$20.00

Forged from the rubble of the wages of sin / and the sinew of the sludge of lust / the tunic was discovered in a paladin’s crypt / his pious corpse reduced to meaningless dust / the devil appeared and touched it to his beard / as he rasped an incantation or two / I’ve waded rivers of mud and weathered tempests of blood / to bring this blessing of the pit to you.

Pre-shrunk cotton/polyester/rayon tri-blend material
Silky smooth luxurious fabric
Unisex fit